I’d Forget My Head If It Wasn’t Attached

As a joke, I started to link to a doormat from the Bill O’Reilly website this morning, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn’t convince myself that—even in the least—I wanted to seem like I supported the extreme disingenuousness that he and his culture warriors stand for. I’m by no stretch a liberal, but the conservative camp lost my compulsory vote a long time ago when they decided to become defacto drones who pander to the Christian Right.

Oh bother… no point in getting political. Anyway… I figured I’d feature something that might actually prove useful. I saw this a little while back at 43Folders, which Merlin found via Matt who featured a flickr photo on his site. A little more research and I actually found a source.

So, if you’re the forgetful sort, this might help.

Then again, I’ve found that if I just put my phone on top of my keys, I tend to reduce the opportunity to forget. Though I have to admit, that I’ve had mornings where even that didn’t ensure I walked out of the house with my phone.

Bedroom Curtains

There’s something to be said for persistence. In the last two days, I’ve been to three different Home Depot’s and a Lowe’s. Apparently the shelf brackets I prefer for the curtain shelves have been discontinued. I needed four to do the windows in the bedroom. At the second Home Depot, I found three of the smaller brackets. I left them there… kicking myself all the way to the third Home Depot. At the third Home Depot I found four more of the small brackets.

I really wanted the larger style that I used in the office over the sliding glass door, but figured I should just give in and take what I could get. After picking up a $30 jig saw and some 6′ pine boards for shelving, I drove home and started putting up the shelves.

Immediately I discovered that two of the brackets were kind of screwed up. Fine… I put up one set (still kicking myself for not getting the three I found earlier). I kept telling myself that If I put up the screwy brackets, no one would be able to see the problem, but of course I would know. Then, I jumped up to measure how much shelf I needed.

I could have split the 6′ board in half and used one for each window, but 36″ just seemed too short. Grumble, grumble. I should have bought an 8′ board. The thought had crossed my mind at the store, but of course I ignored it. After thinking about the problem for fifteen minutes I decided to just go back to Home Depot, get the three brackets (between the five I could make two work for the remaining window) and an two 8′ boards (because now I had decided to change the way I had mounted the curtains over the closet). Of course, I forgot to get another closet rod for the closet curtain, but I wouldn’t figure this out until I got home.

So, I got home and realized that the three brackets I’d just picked up weren’t exactly like the original four I’d gotten. Grumble, grumble. There was, at least, two in the new batch that matched each other (if not the set already on the wall) and were in fine shape.

The difference between the two sets is minimal. The outline is just slightly different, enough that I’d notice, but no one else on the planet will see. Besides, I’d have to find four more good brackets made in the same batch to have matching brackets on both windows, and I really don’t feel like checking every Home Depot on the East Coast because that—no doubt—is what would have to happen for me to find them.

In the end, the curtains are up and look splendid. I need to iron them, and then I still have to paint all the wood… which I’ve started tonight.

Master Bedroom Curtains

By the way, the new circular saw works great.

Frickin’ Laser Beams

My plan for my birthday was to hang curtains. I know… exciting, right? Well, I really was looking forward to getting one more thing knocked off my list in the bedroom. I stopped by Lowe’s to pick up some shelf brackets, a piece of wood for the shelf, and a saw to cut said wood. Before I discovered Lowe’s didn’t have the brackets I wanted, I’d already picked out the saw: The Black & Decker FS1500CSL.

I’m not sure how I’ve managed to get by during the last year of home ownership without a circular saw of my own, but I have. I guess it’s come down to the kindness of strangers—or, more accurately, the kindness of my dad, David, and Mike. Well, I’m sawless no more!

Black & Decker FS1500CSL

It’s not top of the line, but its specs seem reasonably solid. Plus it has a two year warranty.

And it has a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head.

I feel like Dr. Evil. Mwahahahaha.

Happy Birthday to Me

Today’s my 33rd Birthday, and you know what I’d like?

I’d like to break 50 comments on a single post. So, friends and passers-by, if you don’t mind, how about a little shout-out?