The Stallone Formula
Hot on the heels of the films, Rocky Balboa and John Rambo, I give you the next five films by Sylvester Stallone (in no specific order):
1. Freddy Heflin - an ex-sheriff comes out of retirement.
2. Johnny Kovak - an ex-teamster comes out of retirement.
3. Lincoln Hawk - an ex-arm wrestler/truck driver comes out of retirement.
4. Joe Bomowski - an ex-cop comes out of retirement.
5. Angelo Provolone - an ex-gangster comes out of retirement.
UPDATED (06/08/07): Apparently Matthew Baldwin and I think alike. Great minds… yadda yadda.
UPDATED (06/09/07): Heh. Matthew replied to an email I sent and pointed out this post at Junkiness.
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