About
I’m Bruce and this is my website.
I’m a thirty-something single guy. I live in Richmond, Virginia, with a cat named Glue.
I attended the venerable Tidewater Community College in Chesapeake, Virginia, where I took more than my fair share of English composition classes. This only served to reinforce the personal misconception that I’m a better writer than the average hack. I followed English with surveys of Philosophy and Ethics before promptly dropping out to focus on my burgeoning career as a bitter and resentful wage slave.
Despite showing early promise as an adept slack-ass, I’ve somehow managed to be reasonably successful in my professional life. During the day I’m the Operations Manager at a growing regional industrial supply company. My duties include managing the computers and providing the same answers to the same questions over and over and over. At the end of the day, though, I guess my job is about keeping my foot on the plug at the bottom of the ship so that the water doesn’t come pouring in. Every day above sea-level is a good one.
When I’m not working for the man, I dabble in a variety of creative pursuits: photography, painting, sculpture, graphic arts, and my personal specialty, navel-gazing.
I was conceived near the Grand Canyon during a road trip to California and I was born down the street from the San Diego Zoo. Family lore maintains that these two facts are central to my personality.
