Error Message Haiku

How can I solve your
problem if you can’t tell me
what the message read?

2007 Writers Guild of America Strike

At least there’s the potential for well-written picket signs.

But then again, we are talking about Hollywood.

I HAS FLAVOR

I HAS FLAVOR

Had to do it.

Matt Damon Vs. Sylvester Stallone

2002: The Bourne Identity
2004: The Bourne Supremacy
2007: The Bourne Ultimatum
2010: The Bourne Ad Nauseum

The Stallone Formula

Hot on the heels of the films, Rocky Balboa and John Rambo, I give you the next five films by Sylvester Stallone (in no specific order):

1. Freddy Heflin - an ex-sheriff comes out of retirement.
2. Johnny Kovak - an ex-teamster comes out of retirement.
3. Lincoln Hawk - an ex-arm wrestler/truck driver comes out of retirement.
4. Joe Bomowski - an ex-cop comes out of retirement.
5. Angelo Provolone - an ex-gangster comes out of retirement.

UPDATED (06/08/07): Apparently Matthew Baldwin and I think alike. Great minds… yadda yadda.

UPDATED (06/09/07): Heh. Matthew replied to an email I sent and pointed out this post at Junkiness.

White Flour

In the face of declining membership numbers and viewing the recent national backlash against the Atkin''s Diet as an opportunity for growth, the KKK has dismissed it's prior racist position in favor of a pro-carb platform - White Flour!